Ryan Reynolds Claims Pumpkin Patch is a Place Where Joy Perishes
Ryan Reynolds won’t fall for this autumnal activity.
The Deadpool star—who shares kids James, 9, Inez, 7, Betty, and son Olin, 19 months, with wife Blake Lively—didn’t hold back his thoughts about taking his children and their friends to the local pumpkin patch, joking that it’s the place “where joy goes to die.”
“Of course I wanna take you and your sister to the pumpkin patch,” he quipped in a conversation with his daughters posted on Instagram Story Oct. 4. “Sorry, what now? You want to bring little Brandon from school? The one who can’t modulate the volume of his voice? Or the other Brandon who always has a communicable disease and once wiped his nose on your hair?”
To Ryan’s surprise, there was actually a “THIRD Brandon” who wanted to tag along.
“Halle-f–king-BOOYA!” he shared in his signature sarcasm. “And they said it couldn’t be done!”