U.P. Announces Higher Enrollment Fees, Additional Classes, and Expanded Units for Taylor Swift Elective
(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report.P
The University of the Philippines in Diliman seems to be pulling out all the stops with its latest offering: a Taylor Swift elective. Because clearly, nothing screams academic rigor like dissecting the nuances of “Shake It Off.” With enrollment closed and a potential second class in the works, it seems the Filipino Swifties are out in full force, ready to analyze every lyric for deeper meaning.
But hold onto your folklore albums, folks, because UP might just be upping the ante. Rumor has it they’re considering hiking up fees and adding extra units to the course. Because why stop at Taylor’s discography when you can also delve into her dad’s anger management issues and her footballer beau’s discontent with her relationship rules?
Clearly, this course is shaping up to be the ultimate crash course in Swiftology, where the only thing tighter than Taylor’s rhymes are UP’s grip on your wallet.