Taylor Swift Spared the Heartbreak of Being a New NFL Fan – No Team Should Win the Super Bowl in Their First Season
Sorry, Taylor Swift.
But that’s not how it works.
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Being an NFL fan isn’t so perfect – it’s loving, dreamy, wonderful and ideal.
Normally there is constant grief.
Pain.
Inner hurt, growing fury and sudden rage.
Normally, true NFL fans can’t magically fall out of the sky, pick the best team on the planet as “their team,” and then watch their new personal obsession compete in the Super Bowl in year one as a rookie.
The Kansas City Chiefs will face the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LVIII on Sunday, February 11 in Las Vegas at Allegiant Stadium.
If Travis Kelce (Swift’s boyfriend) and the Chiefs win back-to-back world championships, the international pop music superstar, already worth over a billion dollars, will win the Super Bowl 1-0 over from his career as an NFL fan.
Seems a bit unfair, doesn’t it?
The following are real tweets from real NFL fans after the Detroit Lions blew a 24-7 halftime lead in the NFC Championship, spoiling the first Super Bowl appearance in NFL history. franchise.
This is what being an NFL fan is really like.
“I feel sick.”
“What happened?? You blew a 17 point lead in 8 minutes. JUST WOW.”
“Anything you can do to put on a football game, the Lions do it.”
“Lose this game and you will be a clown forever.”
“The Lions were more suffocated than Lamar [Jackson].”
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Would Swift be seen in public wearing a custom Carolina Panthers jacket?
Cheering, screaming and partying in a Cleveland Browns suite?
Flying across the country to watch the Dallas Cowboys get crushed 27-0 in the first round of the playoffs before halftime?
“It’s sad, man, that you lose like you do,” Cowboys defensive end Micah Parsons said. “Coming out like that at home was completely embarrassing and unacceptable.”
“Thirteen Seconds” appears to be the title of Swift’s next chart burner, chronicling the time it took for a years-long relationship to suddenly end.
In NFL parlance, “13 Seconds” now sums up the entire existence of Buffalo Bills fans, who lost four straight Super Bowls in the 1990s, and now must once again experience the burning pain of the “big right.” three decades later.
This is the life of a true, real, edgy NFL fan.
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